Damien Delaney's (bot?) spams me.

So, yesterday, I was on Twitter (shameless plug: follow me @umbie08) when a direct message notification came through my inbox. Now, I've only received three DMs in about an 18-month span, so this piqued my curiosity. And, believe it or not, it was from Palace's own number 27.

Now, the single question "Where?" provoked me. Was he inquiring as to where the closest USA chapter of the CPFC fan club was? Did he misplace his keys? Was he trying to find the pitch at Dulwich Hamlet for the next friendly?

Anyway, the "tinyurl" address should've clued me in, but overcome with celebrity envy, I clicked the link. A fake Twitter login page appeared, which I actually spotted quite quickly due to the misspelled URL in the address bar. So, I calmly closed out the browser and reopened it. My computer hasn't imploded, thankfully, but I'm keeping a keener eye out. You hear me, Kev? Mile? Jules?